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emeraldembers:

casismyfavoritecolor:

tylerfucklin:

brokenrecordsandwords:

velvetteen-rabbit:

trevorstmcgoodbody:

badtvblog:

Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.

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Holy Jesus that was adorable

I love in the end when he just goes “I’m leaving” -starts to leave then the little quietly says “I love you”. awwwww

i have never been cheered up in less than a minute before now.

the original troll 

Ow

The searing pain of my cynicism being burned away

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  • Riza Hawkeye: How long have you been in love with Winry?
  • Edward Elric: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get... why would... I’ve never been in love with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your... you have... the nerve, the audacity! Winry is my mechanic, technically. And she is terrible, face-wise. And how... how do I know, frankly, that you’re not in love with her? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm! Check and mate. This is an outrage! Who do I call?

marthajefferson:

painted-bees:

Sak Yant or Yantra Tattooing are believed to give the wearer magic powers associated with healing, luck, strength, and protection against evil.

You can get these here in thailand by a monk, they look beautiful but I’d never recommend it. Essentially, you’re making a pact with a spirit to protect you in exchange for sacrificing an activity or habit you may have previously enjoyed (the monk decides what this is, not you). These tattoos are contracts. 
Breaking your side of the bargain may encourage the spirit to ‘punish’ you, and these contracts are not easily voided. 

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howstufftwerks:

noddin’ ma head like yea

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movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea

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  • baby: pp pi..p-pa
  • dad: papa?
  • baby: pitiful heartless, mindlessly collecting hearts

tagged: #LMFAO

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

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hellyeskingdomhearts:

This was the saddest part of the game, to me. I cry every time.